Disturbing conversation

Overheard at Barnes and Noble last night:

19-year-old-looking Customer: Do you have any books by an author named...um...Emily Bronte? I'm not sure how to spell it. Maybe B-R-O-N-T-E?

19-yar-old-looking Employee: Looks confused, consults computer to see if they have the book. "Yeah, it looks like we have some over here." Then leads Customer to the "classics" section, where Bronte books are prominently displayed.

Nancy Drew: Sighs.